

| Dad: | Can I use the comp-- |
| Me: | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! |
i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.
(via al3xandra)
(Source: fuckyoutoocunt, via auro-waytfohret-moustache)
(via christaislame)
| parents: | wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful |
| family: | surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet |
| friends: | omg you are soooo pretty |
| boys: | i've never really seen this species of animal before |
I’m only sassy and funny to cover up my complete and utter lack of any sort of stability whatsoever